okcebooks:

it’s valentine’s day! all messages from jacobus de voragine’s hagiography of st. valentine in the 13th century legenda aurea

okcebooks:

so lovely but cant pronounce her worms

whenthortexts:

Thor made a joke. 

The font where it says Thor is not the font the iPhone uses. The text would be at the bottom of the window if it wasn’t the first text he ever received from his brother Thor. If this WAS the first text he ever received from his brother Thor, the date and time would appear at the top of the window. This image is completely fake and if they’re gonna fake it why not make it a halfway decent fucking joke instead of this gutter trash I’m so pissed

casualmalexlfan:

there is no law against putting corn on a cop

jchastain:

A rare, candid look at the Turtles. Some strictly “off the record” moments in here. Feels like just hanging out with a small group of famous nude green men, emotionally.

casualmalexlfan:

John Candy turned into a bug and then died. 

peteandpetedid911:

Think it’s crazy? Think again. There are plenty of signs that Pete and Pete planned or helped plan 9/11, 8 years before it happened. Observe:

Here we see Little Pete smashing a nightlight while storming off to his room, angry at his parents. Seems innocent right? Listen closely to big…