http://reallyreallyreallytrying.tumblr.com/post/82671279782/its-a-free-country-i-tell-the-production-and 

reallyreallyreallytrying:

"It’s a free country," I tell the production and catering staff as I set up a rival game show outside the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire set. I’m going to offer their contestants MORE money to answer EASIER questions! I know it’ll be a winning strategy, and once I’ve achieved market dominance I can…

@2 days ago with 158 notes
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#follow this person 

bertinkage:

Saw the raid 2 literally the best film ive ever seen

yeah I saw this today and can confirm its one of my all time favorites. baseball bat man and hammer girl were the most fascinating characters ever and they deserved more screen time. she’s deaf and they’re in love. and they kill many fuckers. it was so god damn rad. see this movie.

@4 days ago with 3 notes
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#the raid 2 #berandal #good shit #text post 

me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image

(via thefreshprinceofjunes)

@1 week ago with 16457 notes
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#relateable #very good posts 

karzahnii:

a story about tumblr’s collective ability to fact check

(via rideitslut)

@1 week ago with 173833 notes
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#cancelcolbert 
@2 weeks ago with 1 note
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#alastairing #chinese food menu pix #that moment when 
crowbby:

i absolutely love the facebook group for my local magic: the gathering community

crowbby:

i absolutely love the facebook group for my local magic: the gathering community

@4 days ago with 16 notes
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#epic 
@6 days ago with 17267 notes
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#watch dogs #video games 
almightybob:

futilism:

omgsmaug:

newlemurs:

ratchet-jean:

bl-whore:

annie-in-neverland:

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS
ITS A FUCKING DINOSAUR
THATS RIGHT
SCIENTISTS HAVE RECENTLY CLONED A DINOSAUR
ONE SCIENTIST SAID THAT THEY CAN REPOPULATE THE EARTH WITH DINOSAURS WITHIN TEN YEARS
FUCKING NO
WE HAVE ALL SEEN JURASSIC PARK
THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA
LIKE GREAT FOR CLONING AND WOW A DINOSAUR
BUT LETS NOT MAKE JURASSIC PARK REAL OK

We’re all gonna die

UNLESS THEY’RE HERBIVORE THEN IT WOULD BE COOL OKAY

This is a clear example of “humans are so smart that they are fucking stupid enough to do this shit.”

That’s a fucking kangaroo

fucking news-hound dot biz

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLLRRRRRRRR

I’ll trust any source that has “Facebook Break-up Fails” recommended at the bottom

almightybob:

futilism:

omgsmaug:

newlemurs:

ratchet-jean:

bl-whore:

annie-in-neverland:

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS

ITS A FUCKING DINOSAUR

THATS RIGHT

SCIENTISTS HAVE RECENTLY CLONED A DINOSAUR

ONE SCIENTIST SAID THAT THEY CAN REPOPULATE THE EARTH WITH DINOSAURS WITHIN TEN YEARS

FUCKING NO

WE HAVE ALL SEEN JURASSIC PARK

THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA

LIKE GREAT FOR CLONING AND WOW A DINOSAUR

BUT LETS NOT MAKE JURASSIC PARK REAL OK

We’re all gonna die

UNLESS THEY’RE HERBIVORE THEN IT WOULD BE COOL OKAY

This is a clear example of “humans are so smart that they are fucking stupid enough to do this shit.”

That’s a fucking kangaroo

fucking news-hound dot biz

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLLRRRRRRRR

I’ll trust any source that has “Facebook Break-up Fails” recommended at the bottom

@1 week ago with 17197 notes
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#the net #love it 

i made a personal reaction gif for my friend joepancake’s everyday usage. and a bonus one that’s just him handsoming around.

@2 weeks ago with 3 notes
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#joepancake #friend gifs 

"MILLIONS OF BUGS! We’re only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we’re keeping it"

@2 weeks ago with 4 notes
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#goat simulator #will be purchasing